Oh, the fans will come
with their jerseys on
colored in Toronto blue.
And they watch this game
near the Hall of Fame
but there's not much they can do
'Cause the puck, they drop
and they play like slop
It's enough to make you scream
And the puck, they loft
right past Raycroft!
Beats the bad old hockey team!
Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream
But it's real and not a dream
It's the bad old hockey team.
Oh, old Mats Sundinhe
don't use his bean.
Got the stats, but not the win
And Bryan McCabe
million-dollar babe
makes an "own goal," major sin.
Tomas Kaberle
overrated, he.
They're all running out of steam.
The Toronto Sun
columns by the ton
rip the bad old hockey team
Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream
But it's real and not a dream
It's the bad old hockey team.
Oh, the poor old sports reach their town's airport
See its name, and how it hurts
'Cause the team ain't wonsince Lester Pearson
was a live Prime Minister.
The Canadiens they might win again.
Even Ottawa can dream
But you'll catch some grief with the Maple Leafs
They're the bad old hockey team
Oh! The bad old hockey team
makes you wish it was a dream
But it's real and not a dream
It's the bad... old... hockey... team!
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